Amy - Matriculation Year: 2004
Rumour has it that Amy is in fact a real person, but all the evidence available points to the obvious conclusion that she has the body of a small child and a balloon in place of a head.
She is pictured here preparing to take her twice-daily dose of vodka, although she has been known to abstain from this medicine for months at a time, causing huge worry amongst both her family and her team of doctors.
In her spare time she enjoys eating small animals raw and watching her favourite tv program, the crystal maze.
Amy has recently commented, "Since when do i eat small animals raw?" although she does admit that all the available evidence (the photo) does seem to imply that she has a balloon for a head, and "In the dangerous world of noticeboards and drawing pins we live in today, I'd imagine I might need a team of doctors!"